Here are my top 10 funny developer quotes:

1. Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
2. You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
3. Constants also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
4. If at first you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.
5. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
6. Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
7. Another Glitch in the Call

   We don’t need no indirection
   We don’t need no flow control
   No data typing or declarations
   Did you leave the lists alone?

   Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone!

8. In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
9. Nine people can’t make a baby in a month.
10. There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.